1.) Lose all patience with syrup-water ice pops and your kids disturbing inability to figure out how to push them up.
2.) Buy Popsicle creator at Amazon! (Affiliated)
3.) Get out the NINJA Blender one afternoon and with soon-to-be-expired yogurt glob it into the blender.
4.) Pillage freezer for frozen fruit items and put handfuls in of whatever you what (and anything you want to mask the consumption of like… frozen spinach).
5.) BLEND like you’re teetering on the brink of insanity and until the motor gets warm.
6.) Pour into mold. You don’t need to lubricate it with your tears this time, but incidentally do because you have free time to be a cry ass then I suppose it won’t hurt.
7.) Freeze for at least 4 hours while you’re herding the people you’ve created after playing bedroom Russian Roulette around the house.
8.) During a moment of clarity realize you do, in fact, have a distraction treat in the freezer.
9.) Prepare to accept that they will want to binge on this item and that you’re screwed either way.
10.) Despite the binging, revel in the fact you got them to eat something moderately wholesome even though it was a trick.